Panties that only I can see
Why be stylish when they’re just for me
Panties that I may let let he or she see me in
Panties are femininity served with a sweet, unique side of intimacy
I need a full length mirror especially
On those days my panties are sexy
Silky or colorful indeed
I like it. Panties are power.
When panties are worn panties get torn. Off…
On a good nite
I step over them as I stumble out of bed the morning after
And hold my laughter
I caught them with a quick glare to the right side of my bed
While walking to the bathroom with a blank stare-
I imagined them here or there
On the bathroom floor after a long hot shower;
On top of the dryer;
I stumbled across them after lunch when I reached for my lip gloss
In the bottom of my pocket-book
After I got a wedgie three times in my 9 am meeting; I paused
I had a PIRH moment.
I stumbled across them one morning while I was putting my daughter in her car seat
In the back of the car
The lining was making noticeable imprints in my tight black cocktail dress the night before; so
I had a PIRH moment.
I stumbled across them in the inner folds of my umbrella
One spring afternoon submerged in water up to my patella.
The windy rain in Maryland snuck up on me while shopping foolishly at an outdoor mall. Preventing any oncoming sickness I bought a brand new bra, outfit and shoes, immediately changed into them in a fitting room; and had
Yet another PIRH moment.
Still to this day I ask myself why didn’t I just throw them in the bag along with the other wet clothing…
I know I am not the only one that has PIRH moments-
Are you a cotton fitted type of gal?
High-waisted with morale of those women from the Victorian ages?
A hip hugger to accentuate your flat abs?
Or do you wear thongs that get lost in your roundabout a**?
Would you rather prefer v-kinis, comfortable boyshorts; or a pair of lace bikinis?
Panties are a reflection of you!
For they are just mere fabric until they cling to your curves
That then create a dangerous urge of lust
Irresistible to those who see, said the blind man
As he took a peek
With his hands and wanted to repeat.
Panties are freedom that women dream to be freed from
In our inner-most sacred thoughts alone
But what better way to be freed than by your lovers right-hand and not your own?
Ladies where is the most awkward situation you have stumbled across your panties?
Please share your most bizarre PIRH moment!